Funny Headlines

Give a thought for all the headlines below... really worth a glance .... Have FUN!!!! :)

• India wins Cricket match; 120 people die of shock
• Bihar sold to Pakistan; Resulted In an unrelated incident: Literacy
  soars up to 86% in India and in another interesting incident Pakistan's
  literacy rate also increases by 50 %.
• Population Statistics: 42% - Literate, 58%- Politicians.
• Flood in Bihar; 2 die of thirst.
• India wins Gold in India versus Rest Of India Games
• Poverty to be eradicated in India using Virtual Reality Software.
• Laloo to be made National Animal.
• Ramar Pillai produces Pottasium Permanganate from rice, water, a
  stick and some Pottasium Permanganate.
• No bombings in Kashmir today
• Suit filed holding Sharad pawar responsible for Battle of
  Panipat,1526.
• Doctorate conferred on Jayalalitha for completing 2 months in Jail
• Death penalty upheld for Attempted Suicide victim.